Stepford'ciscans


Phillip Standin... - Posted on 03 June 2014

Author: 
Rommie Whittaker- PNN Correspodent

June 3, 2014

“DONT WORRY I AINT GONNA PISS ON YOUR BUTTHOLE NECKLACE WEARIN’ BITCH” -ODB, “Vapor trails”

With the huge influx of newcomers to San Francisco comes a new phenomenon of people who apparently don’t recognize those of us that have been here longer than them as human.

This new breed of new breed of newcomers, the Stepford‘ciscans, will appear to be human in most of their appearances and mannerisms, except they either don’t respond when greeted by way of rudely and obviously ignoring us; or they stare at us as if we are some sort of oddity or subhuman specimen escaped from a lab that somehow can’t harm them, but at the same time it is an antagonizing stare.

The vast majority of them appear to be Caucasian but a fair enough number also appear to be of Asian , Latino and even some of African descent. The thing that is the most alarming about them is they appear to be people who would otherwise have good manners or display “proper etiquette” in everyday life situations.

I seriously feel like lifting their shirts up to see if they have bellybuttons! Unfortunately I know that wouldn’t end well for me, i.e. cops being called, beat down, death, jail or a combination of 2 or 3!

The best I can say and do is warn you, dear San Francisans: beware the Stepford ‘ciscans! Avoid them if at all possible, and for the sake of your own safety do not engage them !

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